okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad)

(Reblogged from sniffing)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08)

(Reblogged from hotboyproblems)

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(Reblogged from forever-destiel)

pizzasexuals:

*puts crying as a skill*

(Reblogged from humorking)

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(Reblogged from crystallized-teardrops)

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(Reblogged from forever-destiel)

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(Reblogged from pizza)

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

(Reblogged from sniffing)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

(Reblogged from hotboyproblems)

(Source: reginaa-phalange)

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